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Matt Cutts Was Hit By A Smooth Criminal
Matt Cutts Was Hit By A Smooth Criminal
In honor of recent news that Matt Cutts likens SEOs to, as Threadwatch put it, "hackers and criminals", I've composed a little song set to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal." Enjoy! He went on Webmaster Radio
From the Googleplex, he was able
to be a guest on Good Karma
But his comments caused some harm-a
The blogs they all reacted
Will you retract it? Will you retract it, Matt Cutts?
Or will your Cuttlets mourn you
And start to scrape you
Start to scrape Google's SERPs?
Matt Cutts, are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
Sometimes you like to podcast
With a poster and a kitty, Matt Cutts
Having Cuttlets is frustrating
Even grating, but don't take it out on white hats
How's about a stress tip?
Learn to swing dance
With Adam Lasnik
Matt Cutts, are you ok?
So, Matt Cutts, are you ok?
Are you ok, Matt Cutts?
You've been scraped by
You've been blogged by an SEO criminal
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